Football Banter Archive July 01 2013

 

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01 Jul 2013 23:21:47
Zavon Hines is reportedly to sign for Southend united on a two year deal following release from bradford. This is the signing te club need as a young player with pace and the blues need a winger

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01 Jul 2013 23:19:53
young Derby keeper going on loan to play for conference team Alfreton

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Must be something special

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01 Jul 2013 22:37:11
What's is Vito Mannone like?

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Well, have you ever seen a new-born giraffe walking? It's something like that.

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01 Jul 2013 22:27:39
Looks like the jacks have stole ince because redmond didn't wanna know a gutted city fan!

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You think they'll pay his wage demands? Not worried in the slightest!

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01 Jul 2013 22:11:39
Huddersfield to sign Danny Murphy from blackburn.
James Vaughen from Norwich to follow, Butterworth maybe as well.

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01 Jul 2013 22:01:42
Anton Robinson has joined afc bournemouth pre season tour to Zurich with a view on perm deal


Were are looking to sign jermain beckford on a two year deal {Ed003's Note - He's having a medical at Bolton tomorrow apparently lol.}

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01 Jul 2013 21:52:13
the beast looks like he might be joining the gills. What chance Keds coming back. Would we want him? Past he's best maybe.

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01 Jul 2013 21:44:46
Seems you never learn signing rejects no one wants. Unlike the mighty toon who are always interested in quality big names.

We will be challenging for top 6 you will be bottom 6.

Your club is amateur from top to bottom. Small time. Small club mentality. Happy to just exist unlike us who try to compete.

Your club is a last resort and stepping stone. Most players that join you live in newcastle and say sunderland yeah near newcastle.

Newcastle are a club you aim to emulate we are in the top ten clubs worldwide. We have a fan base in the uk of ten million and three hundred million worldwide. Everywhere you go you see toon tops in the uk abroad we wear them with pride.

We will sign Pea etc worldclass players.

We have a chance of winning the league outside chance but we are big enough too.

Your a mickey mouse club with no fans. {Ed001's Note - I am a little confused, which league have Newcastle an outside chance of winning? Are they entering the SPFL?}

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01 Jul 2013 22:50:42
I don't see magpies in Leeds Hull Manchester Huddersfield Bradford Sheffield Liverpool so where are all your fans outside Newcastle ooops a deluded magpie.

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With a population of 52mil in the uk, youd be hard pressed to find 100k newcastle fans outside your slums. Cardiff fan, just sayin.

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Blimey. and people on here think I'm deluded. what on earth is this guy on

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I think you just need to calm down mate

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Well they said I'm Deluded, look no offense Newcastle are an Okay team in the prem just like every other team in the prem are okay, but you don't stand a chance of winning the league this year! not even an outside chance it will man utd, man city, Chelsea and Liverpool top 4 you could make it to top five but I doubt it, infact as a Southampton supporter I'm going to say that this year the places from 5-10 will be fought by almost most clubs because I can see it being more open for a club like Southampton or Norwich or Swansea to finish in these top positions, I can't personally see Martinez having a good season with Everton (sorry to any Everton fans I like you as a club but don't rate Martinez) so I say they will have either 6-8 spot, I believe this to be the top ten this coming season

1st) Chelsea
2nd) man City
3rd) Manchester United ( I believe Moyes will win the year after though)
4th)Spurs
5th)Liverpool
6th)Arsenal
7th)Everton
8th)West Brom
9th)Southampton
10th) Norwich

Now ill probs get abuse for saying we will finish 9th but that's what I believe I do not see Swansea doing as well so I put them in 11th place

relegated

18th) Hull ( I like hull and want them to stay up but you are obv choice atm, Sorry hull fans)
19th) Newcastle
20th) Stoke

Just can see this happening Newcastle had a close season in 12/13 and Pardew isn't a great manager he does the same with every club he has ever been to

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How in heavens clouds are Newcastle in the worlds top 10 biggest clubs? (in no order and off the top of my head) Man U, Man C, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Barca, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, PSG, AC milan are all bigger than newcastle, there are more of course

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Palace are bankers to go back down, they always do.

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Newcastle are in the top 10 biggest clubs in the Northeast of England, but only just.

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Southampton? 9th? NINTH?

Good lord! Whatever it is you're taking must be very strong.

Then again, Southampton fans are noted for being utterly obnoxious, hugely arrogant and totally deluded.

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That's one mad post.

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They're one mad set of fans.

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03 Jul 2013 08:38:51
whatever this guy has been taking, it would be wise for him to stop now its effecting his brain

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01 Jul 2013 20:35:47
Celtic to sign Gary makay Stevens before the end of the week, could be a great signing any thoughts.

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01 Jul 2013 20:34:11
titus bramble has been training with westham in a hope of landing a deal with the irons.

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The only irons he'll get his hands on are the ones for getting wrinkles out of clothes. Useless lump.

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01 Jul 2013 19:49:31
The Bristol City speculation of a swap deal for Anderson And JET are not true. O'Driscoll says Anderson is a player he would want to keep. He had JET at Doncaster where he had him playing his best football so signing him could be a possibility but Anderson would not be used as a make weight. All of the speculation has come from Ipswich as they are keen on Anderson but he won't be leaving Ashton Gate this summer.
BCFC COYR

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01 Jul 2013 18:56:28
Tranmere to trial Toni Silva

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Has he committed a crime? Who's the judge?

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01 Jul 2013 18:55:32
Brentford have brought in will grigg from Walsall because Bradford city have put in a serious bid to bring Clayton Donaldson to his home town club

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Congrats Bentford. Great move for you. Wish I could say the same for my side (MK Dons), whose "number one target" was Patrick Bamford. Yeah, I know, Patrick who?

Embarrassing.

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01 Jul 2013 18:54:31
Albert has now signed for wigan athetic 1.2 million 3rd offer accepted sad to see him go and al the best

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01 Jul 2013 17:26:16
Tottenham have hijacked Arsenals pursuit of Real Madrid Striker Gonzalo Higuain. The news comes from Higuains Father who Claims Both Tottenham and Arsenal have been in contact and that Higuain would prefer a move to Tottenham as he is excited at the prospect of playing with Bale and being managed by Villas Boas as he thinks Tottenhams squad will be stronger than Arsenals next Season.

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, that's funny, but very untrue

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01 Jul 2013 16:46:34
Ipswich fans is jet any good only I rate Anderson and don't know much about jet other than he's not lived up to his potential

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Jet is unpredictable great or rubbish no in betweens itfc Steve

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Allot of quality, no work rate. will be surprised if you see his quality more than 3 games a season.

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Yeah ipswich fans said the same about jordan rhodes and look how he has turned out lol

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01 Jul 2013 16:35:54
Crawley have signed 21-year old, former west brom RB Jamie hurst on a 1-year deal CONFIRMED TRANSFER!

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01 Jul 2013 16:06:09
I have heard a few rumours about Giorgos Karagounis saying he is happy to play for £15k a week as he realises he won't be able to play week in week out due to his age. I know we like to buy young players but surely his experience would be a valuable asset to have. What are your thoughts guys?

canaryTom

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01 Jul 2013 16:05:40
West ham are thought to be making a move for Titus Bramble (yes, you heard it right) this is what West ham are reduced to because they invested all their money on ANDY CARROLL. Its also amusing to see a newspaper article asking "what can we expect from West ham next season". I can answer that in four words "RELEGATION AND FINANCIAL RUIN"

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Yeah, my thoughts exactly. And there we were thinking Karren Brady had business sense! They blow a crazy amount on a donkey. They'd have got better value taking his fee to the bookies. {Ed003's Note - He is training with them to get fit nothing more atm.}

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I was on about Carroll, yeah? Not Titus Bungle.

Carroll is such a donkey.

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01 Jul 2013 16:03:53
JOSH LABADIE agrees new contract at notts county, announced later today.

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01 Jul 2013 15:18:32
Swansea have beaten West Brom to land Gregor Zabret from NK Domzale.

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01 Jul 2013 15:09:57
West ham showing signs of intent for next season. Ravel Morrison has been recalled (about time if he gets his chance) and Sam Allardyce is interested in Free Agent Titus Bramble (God help em obviously no money left) who is pre season training with the Hammers. If this is the sign of things to come West ham are going to be in deep trouble come christmas and they deserve it after being so stupid as to announce Carroll will be thr MARQUEE signing. As every striker knows, Sam Allardyce has only one way of playing. What striker worth his salt is going to join West ham to sit on the bench.

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01 Jul 2013 15:02:25
"Faroese goalkeeper Gunnar Nielsen has also arrived at Fir Park for a medical and talks over a proposed move. " -BBC

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01 Jul 2013 14:43:15
Middlesbrough FC
Ins:
Whitehead
Varga
Paterson
J. king
D. graham
Outs:
Emnes
McManus
Steele
Bailey
Bikey

Any other ins or outs you know might happen please

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Ishmael miller on a permanent deal.

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01 Jul 2013 14:38:39
Barnsley have just completed the signing of 19 year old goalkeeper Christian Dibble on a one year deal

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01 Jul 2013 14:09:48
Bristol City have rejected 2 offers for albert adomah, both of which are undisclosed fees. source: bcfc. co. uk

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850k was one of the bids

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01 Jul 2013 13:53:11
If its true your getting Perch from us, as is being reported in the local press up here then your getting a good player folks, not the most gifted footballer I've ever seen but a grafter and 100% reliable, defo what you need in the championship, good luck for the coming season! :)

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01 Jul 2013 13:45:25
MK Dons have signed "world beater" Patrick Bamford on loan for 6 months. A great sign of how "committed" the club is to signing players on a permanent basis. If that's not bad enough he's hardly going to propel us to promotion. I would have preferred the prospect of Vardy from Leicester but maybe the Foxes wanted a wage contribution and Winkelman had heart failure. This is a typically crap Dons transfer. A loan (which could possibly be cut short by Chelsea) of a player who is hardly spectacular and a real on-the-cheap deal.

As underwhelming as it gets.

Great move Winkelman. All hail "Saint Peter".

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01 Jul 2013 13:43:15
I hate to admit it but its been 2 weeks since the MARQUEE signing of Andy Carroll and all has gone very quiet from West ham, apart from signing the ace midfielder Gary O'Neill. With 7 weeks to go West ham need an awaful lot of strengthening for next season (winger, defensive midfielder, RB and striker or 3) or they could be in serious peril. Sam Allardyce may have his second striker issues sorted with Elliott Lee haaaaaaaaaa! Unless West ham sell its the end of the summer transfer dealings and they will try and survive with basically the same team they finished last season with

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01 Jul 2013 13:43:08
Sunderland sign French defenders Valentin Roberge and Modibo Diakite and Swiss midfielder Cabral

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01 Jul 2013 12:29:28
Walsall have now, reportedly, got 7 taregts they are hoping to sign.

Elliot Parish (GK)
Tommy Forecast (GK)
Richard Peniket (CF)
James McQuilkin (AM)
Shane Williams (LW)
Rory Fallon (CF)
John Rooney (AM)

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01 Jul 2013 11:11:57
Done deal Will Grigg signed 3 year contract with Brentford Fc, great signing could be a fab partnership Donaldson and Grigg.
You Reds.

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Well done Brentford. Glad to see some teams are taking the strengthening of their squads seriously, unlike our clueless lot at MK.

Grigg is a top signing too. I'm jealous.

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01 Jul 2013 11:07:38
Alex Baptiste signs for Bolton. Baptiste to join up with rest of squad for first day of training at euxton today.

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01 Jul 2013 10:03:51
Whilst I applaud the West ham board for supporting Sam Allardyce and his transfer dealings, I think they have seriously missed a trick when signing Carroll. They could have used the money far more wisely amd possibly got more for the money. Alternatively, they should have secured another striker first before signing Carroll. They now have the dilemma where they have to get a striker who is willing to sit on the bench until Carroll gets injured and I can't think of many that will. And let's face it, Sam will only play with 1 striker because his philosophy is "Not to Lose" rather than "Lets go and win". I fear already West Ham could be in for a very long disappointing season

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01 Jul 2013 09:59:25
I hope tom once does not sign. I think his dad is unprofesional in announcing the bid because it is obvious he wants a bidding war. His son hardly seem eager to come and there are much better players out their in my opinion. I say screw ince and look else where for players who want to wear the shirt

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01 Jul 2013 09:58:19
I love this newspaper report - West ham to sign Midfield ACE (MIDFIELD ACE? Are you sure he's a midfield ace?) Gary O-Neill. Who's next? Midfield Maestro Matt Taylor LMAO. Quite obviously a desperate shortage of money.

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01 Jul 2013 08:53:43
Millwall looking to change the team name. Milano FC or Milano Lions.

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01 Jul 2013 01:12:17
Y has west ham gone so quiet is there something about to be announced or can some one tell me any other rumours on the hammers

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