Football Banter Archive November 30 2011

30 Nov 2011 23:17:34
I can confirm former manager Steve Bruce will be replaced by Ex manager and fan favourite Peter Reid until 5/1/12. during that duration, Sunderland should have a experienced, hungry man to take them to Europe. early candidates as followed:
Ian Dowie(former assistant at Newcastle)
Nigel Worthington(Irish legend)
Lee Clarke(42 match unbeaten run with huddlesfield, also a Geordie like Steve Bruce)
Neil Lennon (championship winning manager with European giants celtic)
Kevin Keegan(no explanation available)
those candidates have all been interviewed, including former villa boss Martin O'neil. however the latter turned down the job immediately, and told sky sports news that he'd rather manage Shamrock Rovers.
that's all I have for tonight. Iama 'Geordie' Forthspot.
Source: empty stadium, somewhere in 5under1and.

He has got a monkeys heed !

Neil lemmon isnt a championship winner with seltic !

Cos that is how you spell celtic!!

30 Nov 2011 22:38:57
If Blackburn Rovers are relegated (looking very likely) & Birmingham City promoted back to prem then Scott Dann will rejoin Birmingham for a fee of round about 5 million. Also players like samba, Dunn, pederson, Nzonzi, hoilet, Robinson & yakubu will leave the club but David bentley will return to his former club & they will buy liverpool 3rd choice keeper Brad jones for a fee of £1 million and loan frimpong form arsenal for the full season. Starting line up for blackburn in the championship next year

Brad Jones
Salgado,Nelsen,givet,hanley
Bentley,grella,formica,lowe
Roberts,goodwillie

Subs: Bunn, Rochina, Keith Andrews, Blackman, frimpong {Ed003's Note -You really do need to keep up with things }

30 Nov 2011 22:17:06
Did hear rumours that Norwich would make both loanees (DeLaet and Naughton)permanent signings, thus loans would be open?

30 Nov 2011 21:32:42
Martin O'Neill is the fans choice as well as being the bookmakers early favourite to take over at Sunderland following the sacking of Steve Bruce. However, O'Neill is torn between taking on the team he followed as a youngster and holding out for the hotseat at Spurs should Harry Redknapp take over the England job from Fabio Cappello

30 Nov 2011 17:36:59
Just want to say how refreshing it is to see Chelsea©2003 losing games just like the old Chelsea that we all knew and loved!
Chelsea©2003 arent a big enough club to be self sufficient, it was their plan to be but the cold, harsh reality dawned on the Chelsea©2003 board and everyone there now concedes that they are in trouble with the new financial regulations just round the corner and the team needing significant investment to which Chelsea©2003 cannot financially afford with the new rules. Dark days at Stamford Bridge but there again no doubt they will cheat and rename the ground at a very inflated price.

30 Nov 2011 18:42:57
Scott Brown to Newcastle for 1.5M. Fair price for a good squad player.

.....and going to a mid-table side too. Good choice!

30 Nov 2011 18:16:07
As a supper fox fan it makes me chukle inanely how maxi n his followers from blakrok , and the tools from ellend road spend alot of time posting how jelous they appear to be of walkers crisps and our club ( not that teyre conected) , they realy should chill out as its not big and not clever, but i for one do LOVE being HATED so much ;-)))

I know mate ! your mum told us!

:-))))))))

maximus

Shows what you know , you're obviously one of the most intelligent crisp munchers, ( I can tell by your spelling).
Walkers are still one of your top sponsors ( challenge me on that I dare you to look even more stupid!).
Plus you,ve spent 10 mill and we've spent about 400 thousand and we're above you ha ha.

Silly little fox, not so big and clever now are you.
Get mum to read you a book before bed. nighty night. MOT

Walkers are no longer a major sponsor of Leicester City, sorry to disapoint you, but it's a matter of public record. The deal signed in 2002 was worth £600k per season to LCFC but had a 10yr lifespan and was ended early when the King Power group bought the naming rights to the stadium earlier this year. Walkers remain a legacy sponsor but are no longer considered a major sponsor and that is reflected by the investment - bummer eh, you were doing so well until you got everything wrong and ended up looking as bright as that maximus

Erm but still a LEGACY sponsor as it says on your official site, bummer eh, I was right with what I said.
Wow you're not too bright down there are you? MOT

Still sponsor you chump else it wouldn't be on the site.

@thisisleicestershire.co.uk, 'next year walkers will be celebrating it's 25 year partnership with leicester city fc'
Thank you and goodnight, check it on you're laptop when you next go to a game muppet.

Wow crispmunchers are thick.

Erm, if they signed a 10 year deal in 2002, surely that ties them 'til 2012? o dear

So... they still sponsor them then (legacy sponsor.

Wow it's true junk food does affect the brain. MOT

Christ, those crisp munchers could start a fight in a phonebox, glad to see he has so much support! Muppet fox

C'mon ladies concentrate - the leeds nob said they were a major sponsor, they aren't, the 10yr deal was bought out, like i said. So, if you all get together and have yourselves a really really good think (tissues at the ready in case of nosebleeds) then you'll see that the dickhead leeds fan was wrong, amazingly, but he wanted an arguement about it, he wanted to be proved wrong, so i just did. Yes Walkers are still a sponsor but not a MAJOR sponsor like the dumbass claimed.

C'mon fella's, it's pretty obvious that most of you spend your days stacking shelves at ASDA or running around at McDonalds, but it's stuff like this that's holding you back. Concentrate... i bet none of you thicko's listened at school did you? I bet you dossed around and thought you were clever, and now i bet that getting on the Jeremy Kyle show is your ultimate ambition. If it wasn't so sad it'd be funny, night night ladies.

Blimey fellas, it's not rocket science, all you had to do was read the post properly and you'd have seen the words "legacy sponsor" and "10yr deal ended early", but you're all so desperate to score points that you ignored the facts written down for you! One dullard even went to the bother of looking on thisisleicestershire, and STILL got it wrong! Walkers ARE still a sponsor of Leicester City (like i said) but they're NOT a major sponsor (like i said), well done girls.

My apologies to the Eds for the double post, didn't mean to cause you more work, i forgot i'd already replied.

Just to put this to bed, the leeds fans reply to the original top spelling fox was that the crisp munchers are still sponsored by walkers ( when you foxes learn to read you'll see (( if you can crack the muppets spelling)) that he said leiceister and walkers were no longer linked).
So please stop boring us all, you lot started the post and were suprised you were corrected.
It's not diffficult.

30 Nov 2011 17:16:51
why dont pompey fans just except it, no one with any sense wants to buy the club, lose your points and just sink into the lower leagues where you belong. Let the local developer build his state of the art sewage works and freshen the town up.

30 Nov 2011 15:36:27
any leeds rumours??

Heard a rumour that leeds won something 30 odd year ago

Heard a rumour we're still ahead of the crispmunchers.

Na last thing we won was early 90's and it was the league, what have you ever won??

The league cup.

Ooo big stuff then!

^^Yes, matches your head.

^^ and your waistline from all those crisps mug.

30 Nov 2011 15:03:15
Leeds United have announced details how they plan to pay tribute to Gary Speed at Elland Road against Millwall on Saturday.


Both teams will wear black armbands with the Whites players and management wearing black armbands embossed with 'Speed 11'

A minute's applause will also be held ahead of the game after which both Simon Grayson and Millwall manager Kenny Jackett will lay wreaths.

A video montage featuring remembering Gary Speed will be played on the big screen.

Fans will also pay tribute with a special banner to Gary with the words 'Go on Gary Speed, get one yourself son' a reference to the famous commentary which accompanied his famous goal against Sheffield United in April 1990.

* Leeds United v Millwall kicks off at 12.30pm.

Also a new suite in the east stand also to be dedicated and named after gary speed ahead of the millwall game.

30 Nov 2011 14:22:43
can anyone tell me where the huddersfield fans have gone???

Still here, not downhearted, sick of reading all the so called clubs that Jordon Rhodes will sign for in January, they can't all be right can they? Perhaps he will stay with us, score the goals that take us up as the Chairman has promised and then take a look at the situation in the summer. Glad that you are missing us. HTAFC the longest unbeaten run in the football league in over 30 years, come on you blues.

...and a play off final to look forward to

They can't be all right otherwise he will be going to multiple clubs

30 Nov 2011 14:08:17
North-East in January

Middlesborough:
In - Jordan Rhodes, Paul Hanlon (more Scots)
Out - Rhys Williams (Leicester)

Newcastle:
In - Jermaine Defoe (most likely transfer but possibly on loan until summer)
Out - Gosling (loan)

Sunderland:
In - Nolan Roux, Erik Pieters
Out - Sessegnon (to much to turn down)

Defoe wont go north of Watford. He is not barcode material anyway, too good.

30 Nov 2011 13:38:31
ebanks blake ,to southampton for 5 million in jan ,keogh,to leeds for 1 million ,vokes to burnley, 1 million ,mick mcCarthy sacked after sunday

Leeds wont spend 1 million on keogh, not a chance. u must be a hopeful wolves fan

Ebanks blake is not worth 5 mill..u off your head wouldnt even spend more than 2 mill on him haha

Saints need better than him

30 Nov 2011 10:30:21
keep it coming!

could of easy said i went!

anyway reading home sat ; going
soton away sat week ; not going to early.

still go with soton , west ham up!

leeds , leicester , cardiff and midd play-offs!
leeds knock out leicester 8-1 over the 2 legs

cardiff beat midd 3-2
leeds v cardiff final!

ps , why is it leicester fans post on this site when
there team are playing at home???

maximus (part-timer)

Its called a lap top mate, take them with us to the game

Iphone maximus would you like me to explain what that is {Ed003's Note - I dont recall Maximus asking what an iphone is ?? }

Really ! i take myself and a warm coat!
what a set of lyers you liecester fans are! its even in your football teams name! win a game and get excited!

maximus

Car broke down lol as if

Hah hah
so we have found your name?
as if.

mines maximus

Mummy and daddy named you maximus? ...erm, that's nice.

Asif? erm nice....

maximus

Maxi have you ever ventured away from blakrok sh*ty because you sound very confused, and that reflects on you predictions lol may i ask how your imaginary mate ended up in braunstone? Or is that the closest place you could find on your map? I await your reply with baited breath lol

Maxi , you'll have to post back that muncher quickly, he mum sends him to bed at 7. MOT

ED What i meant is internet via an iphone to post on here {Ed001's Note - don't you watch the game then?}

Stop tripping over yourself!

maximus

Living in Scotland and working every second weekend it's not that easy to get to games

And I'm surprised you don't trip over your bottom lip maximus

30 Nov 2011 08:28:50
Leicester 2 - Blackpool 0..........Hope your not choking on your cornflakes this morning Maximus?

No m8 had toast!
its not the first game we have lost and wont be the last!
enjoy it while it lasts!
got a feelin it ends sat v hull!

maximus

29 Nov 2011 22:47:42
was on way to leeds today for appointment at 12 oclock! x5 broke down m62 , ended up in a place called cedar court hotel in bradford , car still there !
coundnt make game , got back to blackpool late ish!
leicester won , few of my mates went and said fats birds every where , sweden slim fit birds , leicester
fat birds every where , is it true ? leicester fat fans where singing " were fat and we know we are "
any way got beat . well done leeds !

a slim maximus , (..............................)oh and up the plymouth !

Aww, you've gone to the trouble of inventing an excuse and everything. You didn't need to bother though little fella, everyone knows you're a part-time fan and nobody expected you to turn up anyway.

Blackpool, the home of the original fat slags

That moved here from liecester !

maximus

29 Nov 2011 23:54:36
Hi maximus, how was your trip to the so called doss hole Leicester? Good game? Lol

His *cough* car broke down *cough* and he couldn't get to the game, amazing timing eh? Poor old maximus, thinks anyone cares so much that he starts telling lies to cover up the fact that he's a part-timer, such a sad little man.

You "cough" and make posts "cough"
when you play"cough" at home! "cough"

maximus "cough"

That's because down here we have laptops dope

The last time i checked, games tend to finish before 11.54PM and they don't tend to kick-off at 7AM either, you'd know that if you ever went to a game you part-time muppet. Poor old maximus, telling lies, iventing excuses when all he needed do was say "not going", do you really fear what other people you've never met think of you so much that you have to lie? Had you said you went you'd have been sussed in seconds, but oh no, your car broke down... !

What kind of sad tawt takes a laptop to a footy match! I generally watch a game rather than fanny about with mobile computors. Bryher Pilgrim

The one's that can afford to chump loads of money

"cough" didnt make game , try and get over it!
laptops hey to football matches ,wouldnt you go to support your team instead of posting from your laptops !
me thinks your the one that tell lies !
face it m8 , youve been caught out not attending home games ,tipical liecester fan! no one to go with billy! "cough"

laptop cough!
your double funny .cough

maximus "cough""

I'm glad i wasnt the only person thinking that!

The kind of tawt who supports plymouth i would imagine, if i had to watch that carp every week, take a book with you if a laptop is to expensive.

Liecester fans do!!!

yes exactly

ha ha ha .

maximus

Laptops! Ha! C'mon Ed, you gotta award an own goal for that one! {Ed001's Note - I am just wondering what kind of person takes a laptop to a match!}

A fibbing crispmunching mug that's who! There seems to be a few of them about.!