Football Banter Archive July 08 2011

 

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08 Jul 2011 23:42:42
Rob Daniels to sign for fc united this weekend and will start the first match of the new season upfront along side michael norton he will receive 528828 freddo's a week and 628173728 a year {Ed003's Note - Your maths are shocking}

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Must be paul daniels son not good at maths and not good at magic

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08 Jul 2011 23:36:48
London born Ben ogunlokun who has connections with nigerian is set to follow in the footsteps of his mums best friends son Toby adekunle and join qpr this summer he is dubbed the new emile heskey {Ed025's Note - is football....really ready....for another emile heskey?

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08 Jul 2011 23:27:51
Connolly ?
He rubbished the club, stupidly, when leaving years ago.
Why would we want him back ?

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08 Jul 2011 23:14:04
It'll be interesting if nasri travels with arsenal this weekend Cesc not goin due to injury 'cough', if nasri doesnt go watch this space.....

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08 Jul 2011 21:13:07
bit of sad news for blackpool fans
was on the sands today and all the donkeys were missing when approached the gipsy owners , they told me preston and burnley had brought them
shame , but good luck

maximus

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08 Jul 2011 21:11:14
in the kebab shop across from ibrox stadium and i saw thierry henry getting into a taxi with a big grin on his face

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Probaly laughing at rangers , and crap food

maximus

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Yes he was smiling as he was glad to be getting out alive.

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08 Jul 2011 21:08:53
Quality post about southamptons streets but at least they are only like it during a strike. Gonna go to poopey cos it's such a clean town. Don't make me laugh weirdo.

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08 Jul 2011 21:00:30
CRYSTAL PALACE POSSIBLE LINE UP:
SPERONI
CLYNE MCCARTHY GOULD MOXEY

MARROW

DIKGACOI

AMBROSE TREACY

MURRAY

RHODES

SUBS:
PRICE
HILLS
WYNTER
WILLIAMS
CADOGAN
SCANNELL
ZAHA

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Ha ha ha , your going down , who the f*** are they ha ha ha ha

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08 Jul 2011 20:54:24
If new sunderland players can gel together quickly they will b in europe and selling bent and henderson was best dealings for them as look who they hav now

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And u will still be rubbish lol

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08 Jul 2011 20:51:35
I like how most lower prem clubs and championship clubs fans think woodgate and hargreaves will sign 4 them

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08 Jul 2011 20:46:34
Kevin Hird to re sign for Leeds

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08 Jul 2011 20:44:54
adam will sign for liverpool soon

lampard to inter possible

terry to city

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Portsmouth fan , keeping us up-dated

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08 Jul 2011 20:42:11
Burnley will not spend anything they had the chance to sign Jack Cork but the penny pinchers wouldnt pay him what he wanted

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He is back again, the One Signing Wonder. Go get stuffed.

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Burnley put a £1m bid in for Cork .. but couldn't match Saints wages so good one.

Source: Burnleyfootballclub.com

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08 Jul 2011 20:39:23
of cause wba made progress last season.when your as sh*te as the baggies the only way is up.....

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08 Jul 2011 20:25:29
BREAKING NEWS, PORTSMOUTH TO SIGN JIM CARREY TO MAKE THEM MORE OF A LAUGHING STOCK THAN THEY ARE NOW

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A bit like your CAPITALS mate. A laughing stock.

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08 Jul 2011 20:23:19
Right, I am part of an agency and some of the rumours on here are hilarious Talk about a site of just Football Manager signings. Half the time we do not know who are in on our boys until the last minute so I do not know how any of you do...?

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08 Jul 2011 20:17:53
Another deluded Skate who thinks they can afford 2.5 million, more like 2.5p. Another owner another year..... Funny how the smiles use to be there in your buying years, Harry took us down but finished you Have heard next year Tescos buying you as Fratton park seen as great venue for bogof.. COYR

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08 Jul 2011 20:11:44
I honestly cant wait for the leicester city bubble to burst, when they dont go up and lose players that they bought for an over inflated price and probably stupid wages, well they wont get any frickin sympathy off me (a leeds fan, we didnt get any sympathy off them) im not saying we will do any better but i really cant see them going up ive sed it b4 and il say it again you cannot buy a promotion, oh well have fun watching your team lose sooo much money and so much more hahahahaha

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You lot cant buy anything. hahahahahaha

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We have as much chance of going up as you. like i said im waiting for the bubble to burst(which it will) then i well have my fun at your expense just as you lot did about us feck you n feck your tiny little club your a mediocre team always have and always will. and before you say anything i know exactly who we are we are mediocre yes but we have been great and possibly will be again, your past and present doesnt hold a candle to what we have done not being bigheaded but history proves it

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I support Man U you tool. Thats what happens when you guess.

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Touch'e Leeds relegated

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Umm, Leeds are skint mate, you keep trying to live in the past all you want but nobody gives a toss that you 'used to be good' (other than soppy Leeds fans obviously) - it's as laughable as Forest trying to maintain the "we're a big club" bit based on the success they used to have, nobody cares, you lot think you're a huge club, big deal. You lot think you've a chance of promotion, so what? Nobody cares.

Face it, you're jealous. Leeds spent an awful lot more money than Leicester but what did you acheive other than relegation?
I suspect you want the same thing to happen to us because it happened to you, remember the fire-sale? Remember Kewell, Batty, Woodgate, Bowyer and Smith all turning their backs on you? You're still bitter (i can tell) but you're funny with it so crack on and keep hoping. Here's hoping Larry gets you relegated, back where you belong.

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How we all laughed when leeds borrowed tons of cash from the banks and signed all those players and thought they were gonna be champions and the biggest club in england and it all went pear shape, relegated, bankrupt and still havent recovered, whats life like playing Scunthorpe, mk dons and the other great clubs youve been playing over the past few years??

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08 Jul 2011 20:00:51
Peter odemwingies future with albion has been put in serious doubt today when himself and roy hodgson had a abusive training ground arguement. Alerting arsenal, sunderland and lyon #wba west bromwich albion

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What for hodgson ?

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08 Jul 2011 19:48:14
Watford have been left looking for a new postcode for Vicarage Road, as its believed Cardiff have come to an agreement with Watford Council to purchase the Vicarage Road postcode and move it to Cardiff. All Vicarage Road post is being redirected to the training ground at London Colney in the meantime.

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08 Jul 2011 18:28:20
"Just because the chairman has a big wad - don't mean a thing - ask QPR fans (mittal has £20bn) or Watford (Ashcroft had £2bn and spent nowt)"

Mittal has NO presence on the QPR board The problem isn't him, it's Ecclestone and his side kick Briatore .. once they are ousted we will have money to spend.

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08 Jul 2011 20:01:44
{ED 003's Note - If everyone could stop using swear words or references that are way and beyond "banter", your posts will appear a lot quicker. Thank you }

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08 Jul 2011 19:26:47
hi am a portsmouth fan and just been watching sky sports and charlie adam has left blackpool to join liverpool , yes you heard it first .
also breaking news owen hargreaves needs a club , i said 9 iron
up the pompey , first for news

tim b d

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08 Jul 2011 19:26:24
Saints will also miss out on Lukas Jutkiewicz as the Coventry striker admitted moving from the Midlands to Southampton would be like leaving Cameron Diaz for Susan Boyle.

check your facts he comes from Southampton and his family still live there

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I am a Boro fan, but what does his family have to do with him? He is a grown man and probably has his own place, I can imagine in the Midlands where he plays for Coventry. So you think he travelled all the way to Coventry for training everyday from down South. I think you need a reality check good sir.

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Whats wrong with susan boyle ? if you look like ian dowie?

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Well know i would rather be down south..Is not the term "sent to Coventry" the frase?

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Play like Ian Dowie.

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Frase? who does he play for? hahaha.... its Phrase. Goodness me.

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08 Jul 2011 19:36:30
Norwich would be tempted by Newcastle's interest in Holt if true But he will do a decent job for City, he'll score whatever division he's playing in coz he's an awkward sod to play against and knows where the goal is and a team player.He's loved at City and would take a crazy offer to get him to leave.

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08 Jul 2011 19:09:53
Why are all the Shrewsbury fans on here absolute idiots? All living in dreamland thinking they're a big club

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08 Jul 2011 19:08:11
QPR have got a cheek i must say. Offering Swansea City 2 million for their defender Ashley Williams who was by far the best defender in the championship last season. If Matt Mills is worth 5 million, then Ashley Williams is worth at least that.

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Matt mills isnt worth that leicester are being playboys but boy are they gunna get had i cant wait

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08 Jul 2011 19:07:00
Lukas Jutkiewicz was born in Southampton, and his family are from Southampton so I very much doubt he said that.

Michael Owen only has a 1 year contract with Man United, why would they send him on loan?

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08 Jul 2011 19:03:13
I agree that would be an inflated figure for taylor but the statement about funding is woefully wrong. Stadium. New training complex and signings are funded by tony bloom as a loan which if not paid at end of term which i believe is 15 years he will convert to shares. He as a fan agreed to this as club was unable to obtain bank funding due to financial climate

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08 Jul 2011 17:53:49
to the guy who thinks c whyte is a billionaire and rangers are only liable for £25mil tax and whyte will pay it-id love a pint of what your drinking pal-the guy has a net worth of £200mil-and wheres the £12 warchest?£3mil cuellar well how is it that at this point the only signing has been a free transfer from some little spanish side-again gers bring out new home and away strips every year to suck fans dry, the guys a bs artist, guarenteed

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I agree with post above in Scotland the press is very pro rangers (we call them lap top loyal) they never question anything that comes out of Ibrox. Whyte has a holding company where all rangers debt now sits, if rangers lose HMRC case they will be in deep sh.t. Whyte promises BIG but acts SMALL Timalloy

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Do rangers really have to buy big to win the league and to be honest we have no hope of winning the champions league if we dont get through the group stages and drop into europa league that is a chance but we are optimists not disillusioned like some s**te in the green and white

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Ha ha no chance of winning the champs league , your bang on their c@ck you will drop into the euro league , then its goodnite again what a pair of s**t teams

maximus

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08 Jul 2011 17:48:56
is le fondre coming to watford acctually true ?

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Yes mate , hes on the 20-15 to euston , passing watford at 19-22.
so yes hes coming to watford

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08 Jul 2011 17:45:05
It's official Wolves have finished their buisness in the transfer market.
Wolves fans shouldn't expect anymore new signings.

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08 Jul 2011 18:49:10
The comment about Henry breaking O'hara's leg in training today is absolute rubbish The team only trained half a day today, if you look on the official wolves website there are pictures of some of the players playing golf, O'hara is one of them and he looks fine to me
100% True? Ye right 100% bulls**t more like

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08 Jul 2011 18:45:29
Having failed to lure Lukas Jukewicz from Coventry City, Saints have turned their attentions to past heroes, but it appears they have got slightly confused and lined up John Le Mesuirer to spearhead their attack.

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08 Jul 2011 18:41:24
Birmingham manager Chris Hughton, still out for revenge against Coventry City for the 1987 Cup, has declared his interest is adding to the Sky Blue legions at Brum.
Having snaffled Marlon King, but failing to lure former Sky Blue Leon Best, Hughton is turning his attentions to one of Coventry's, Sunderland's and possibly the world's most prolific goalscorersthe legend that is Kevin Kyle.
Source: Dalton's Weekly.

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Utter s**te mate not a blue but kyle is out with an injury that may see him never play again

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08 Jul 2011 18:35:16
Could one of the ed's please tell me just how many players Leicester have in their squad at present - we'll forget the 100's SGE is still after Thanks {Ed003's Note - Have a look at there official website}

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22 at present but with maybe Dyer Ngussien howard and a few others to go or on loan obviously not as many as you thought. Remember eight players from last season were on loan

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08 Jul 2011 17:30:00
Just flown back from holiday into manchester airport, and seen Adebayor playing his african drums to generate some cash as he no longer in the city team, to fly back home to togo.

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Yep great joke , still gets payed you mush
go back on holiday

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08 Jul 2011 17:10:03
nicky maynard wont go to leicester he will go to prem club seems leicester fans getting a bit touchy didnt your mums tell you you cant have everything you want and also leicester is such a dump

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Compared to say Bristol, Nottingham, Leeds perhaps, get a grip FFS

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08 Jul 2011 17:08:23
portsmouth, brighton and bournmouth will be in admin by xmas, over spending on players the cannot afford again, stadiums the can t afford, or won t fill, cos they aint got the fans, and once the novalty of a new stadium wares off in some cases

THIS IS FACT

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Erm... I wonder who you support. Stop giving it the big'un and let the teams do the talking on the pitch.
If Saints fans think their team is god's gift to the earth, let's just see how the season goes.

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08 Jul 2011 15:42:56
Sunderland could be set to break their transfer record after reports surfaced that manager Steve Bruce was preparing an audacious bid for absolutely anything as long as it has a pulse and owns a pair of football boots.

Bruce has been keeping a particularly close eye on an unnamed target and is believed to have been impressed with how conscious it was of its own existence.

The former Birmingham boss has also revealed that he hasn't ruled out the possibility of signing embryophytes as he looks to bolster his squad for the forthcoming Premier League campaign.

He told fans of the club, "I've watched some videos of both Vascular and non-vascular land plants in action, but I'm not going to say anymore than that or it might alert Kenny Dalglish."

"I am interested in just about any living organism, but I would like to reassure fans that I am ruling out any move for Emily Heskey." {Ed025's Note - i enjoyed that

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Sounds like a disgruntled magpie to me.Don, t worry as i, m sure those unknown frenchmen will take the premiership by storm ha ha

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Yeh they reckon, MA has changed the wording from, the fog on the tyne is all mine, to the frogs on the tyne are all mine

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08 Jul 2011 15:02:05
leicester city will bid for robbie keane if the last bid for nicky maynard gets rejected 100% genuine info trust me i know

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I know you are an attention seeking idiot. Go and do one and take your sub-standard rumours, brain and team with you.

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08 Jul 2011 14:46:19
WHY WONT ANYONE BELIEVE ME BECKHAM WILL BE PLAYER COACH AT LEICESTER SOON

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Because its UNBELIEVEABLE

LCFC fan - Sammy

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We believe you
Victoria hasnt got much to do theses days

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08 Jul 2011 14:40:25
just read on humberto suazo's wikipedia page under the part where it says he signed on loan for real zaragoza. he's signed for glasgow rangers. dunnoe if someones taking the p**s or not but looks legit. trying to find out if its true or not. dont believe me go have a look for your self.


Bluebear18

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Anyone can edit wiki mate

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08 Jul 2011 14:36:47
In a new twist Dann may br still going to the potteries after talks between the two parties broke down last night they are suddenly back on and rumour has it he will have a medical on Monday. In other news Carlton cole has not travelled to Switzerland with WBA and is expected to have agreed contract talks by midnight 2nite, this deal is a cert along as he passes his medical. Busy few days for the Potters

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Cole hasn't gone to Switzerland with WBA because he doesn't play for WBA

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08 Jul 2011 14:01:22
To The person who posted this
08 Jul 2011 00:20:39
Nicky maynard just tweeted to say he wants to leave bcfc
You must be a Leicester or Forest fan and gullible at that. Nicky Maynard does not have a twitter account (Nicky_Maynard_10 is fake) source Joe Edwards and Martyn Woolford. Also do you honestly think any player is daft enough to upset the fans of their current club before any offer has been accepted without first putting in a written transfer request. Please stop posting such Bull**** from the East Midlands it makes you sound desparate. Oh and just one more thing, before you spout off about little Bristol City not being able to afford to pay as much as you look up Stephen Lansdown on the Times Rich list (est fortune £1/2 Bn)

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The key words here are...."Little Bristol City" you got that right.

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So that obviously explains why Bristol City are signing lots of great players to bolster there great squad that came 15th last season?

Please can BCFC stop using this, our chairman is amazingly rich, argument because no one has physically seen any proof of this

It is also rumoured that Maynard has been offered BC biggest ever contract but that it falls incredibly short of the offers WH, LCFC and NF could make. So wind your neck in

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LITTLE arguement from Little B.C.

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08 Jul 2011 13:21:15
That Burnley fan is truely jealous. Not three days ago every Burnley fan on this website was boasting that they would get Cork ahead of Soton and that he is such a talent. I'm a Leicester fan and Reading fans have been the same with Mills. Now he is gone, he is suddently Sh*t
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He isn't suddenly terrible (Mills that is) he's just inconsistent and has a temper oh and zero loyalty. Plus don't get on his back or he'll turn and give you the finger.

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08 Jul 2011 13:07:48
I was watching Dynamo: Magician Impossible on Watch TV last night, while also watching Adele concert on my PC, while recording The Apprentice: The Final Five, which meant I failed to hear my telephone ring. It turned out that the caller had dialled the wrong number anyway as he was trying to call an estate agent, but, the property he wanted was 3 bedroom, detached bungalow, with a games room and bowling alley in the Manchester area. I won t put the number down here, but it was from a Mr. A. Hutton. You don t need to be a brain surgeon to put two and two together, but Manchester United are in need of a full back and a certain Alan Hutton is surplus to requirements at Spurs

Conr 62

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Judging by the first part of your post you are a sad little man and the rest of the 'rumour' is undoubtedly as rubbish as you are

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Wow. that i one heck of a cliam m8ty, i would of been easier and more believable if you had just said you thought there was a chance of a.hutton joining utd.... way to much time on ur hands, gr8 imagantion tho, u shld write a book.....

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08 Jul 2011 12:30:28
again leeds will finish mid table this season apparently, I presume the person who wrote this predicted that we would be relegated last season and we finished 7th.so on your prediction record that means we will get promoted this season, wow thanks.

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08 Jul 2011 12:28:06
again you are saying leeds are not a big club and you keep saying this over and over again, so really its you who thinks leeds is a big club cos you keep mentioning it, this is halarious you really are a doughnut. how many other teams in the championship got the kind of gates leeds did last season..answer no one. How many other teams like leeds who are in the championship are on sky six times before october this season...answer no one...it really depends on what you classify your qualities as a big club. we just have someone in charge of our club who is very tight with the money and I as a leeds fan am very happy with this...as I have said before if you truly are a big club you should not need to spend to get out of this league..bye the way its easy to come on here and slag leeds off all the time but why are you doing this...is it because you are recentful of leeds and jealous...why are you on here slagging us off all the time every time you do it, it says a lot more about you than it does about leeds, get a life and start following leeds cos that what you really want to do isnt it?

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If Leeds disappeared into the abyss 99.9% of football fans wouldnt care.

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More like if u disappered no one would care

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Yes but but about the 0.1% that do

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08 Jul 2011 13:49:51
preston north end are to announce the signings of ryan lowe and jamie vardy by the end of the week.
next week will be the signing of neal eardley of blackpool and free agent matty hill preston have also made an enquiry about a season long loan for matt kilgallon and made and offer for stephane zubar. phil brown is desperate to get lonergan of the books to get turner in but longer is taking his time on choosing clubs and making it very difficult for manager phil brown.

thats strange..matty hill has signed for Blackpool f.c. and as for neil eardley this a site for rumours not wet dreams _

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08 Jul 2011 13:37:48
08 Jul 2011 12:30:45
08 Jul 2011 09:26:35
Ben foster in talks with west brom. Skinhead

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WBA couldn't afford Foster. Foster is settled in the area and not desperate to leave Blues will want £12mill plus for Foster. WBA won't pay that money for a striker, let alone a GK.

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Lets face it Blues are skint and if we offer £6m then you'll sell him. From what I understand no offer has been made and he's on a list of GK's. We withdraw the offer for Vaughan to free up cash for a GK so maybe this story has substance

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08 Jul 2011 13:32:28
Foster will not leave birmingham

villa are close to signing given
baggies cannot afford the £10 milllion + price tag
he is also the man advertising the new keeper kits at blues and the outfield kits were done by ridge and bausejour 2 players that will not leave

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08 Jul 2011 12:37:13
Samir Nasri Club After Transfer Window Closes (Unibet)
Manchester City @ 1.65
Arsenal @ 3.50
Manchester United @ 3.50
Chelsea @ 9.0
Milan @ 10.0
Barcelona @ 20.0

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08 Jul 2011 12:35:12
I don't know if anyone else has realised yet but the new name for Man Citys shed, the Etihad Stadium has some rather apt anagrams. They are "I HATED" and "I DEATH".

Devilish...

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08 Jul 2011 12:31:38
08 Jul 2011 09:25:34
cardiff signing dale chamberlian, gabbidon, kieron dyer, rob pires, reo-coker, steve caldwell, marcus bent and james mcfadden

gareth baker

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Their wages would bankrupt Cardiff. Silly boy

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Caldwell has signed for Birmingham City.And James McFadden wants to move to Celtic.Keep up please poster, that post was awful.

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08 Jul 2011 12:30:10
belemy will not move from city he will not lower his wage demands.

there are are loads more at city who are in the same boat high wages no first team place.

might be a short lived exp in champ league for the blues under new uafa rules.

they have just sold there soul in renaming manchester city council's stadium with large % of sponsership going to the council who own the ground city will do anything to raise there income to stop them getting kicked out of CL

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The deal works out at 15 million a year for city , so thats carlos tevez wages paided for, what about the rest ??

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08 Jul 2011 12:23:38
Lewis Mcgugan and Wes Morgan scrapping on the training pitch yesterday. Now refusing to train together.

100 % true Joel Lynch himself told me.

Not what we need at the start of the season, you reds

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08 Jul 2011 12:21:05
some poeple just go on sky sports news and get all there rumours and put them on here, and its starting to get annoying. norwich have now signed 6 players in this window but none of them are what i would call premier league players (yet) and we know paul lambert is not a daft man so we can expect at least another 4-5 players coming in. i would imagine a keeper would be bought and my best best is fraser forster around 2m but ive also heard they might be loaning a premier league goalie, perhaps someone like guzan? i would also expect at least 2 defenders coming in not too sure who though but would expect them to be coming in from premier league teams. and then i would expect maybe a couple more midfields and possibly a striker depending on who they sell. but im starting to worry for norwich now, i dont feel asif they have enough class in there squad to compete but i really do hope they stay up as they are a great team who in my opinion have a fantastic manager who i would to see stay at norwich as they deserve someone like him. all the best norwich

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Yeah, hope i dont hear from you again. Havnt you got a Norwich, rumours, banter site? Boo Hoo walk a mile in our shoes blah blah.

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08 Jul 2011 12:15:55
rob to be crunched at croppies

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08 Jul 2011 12:15:35
Leicester should let Maynard drop now after a 4.75 mill third bid turned down. Hope he sees out his contract and leaves for nothing. Sven concentrate on getting the Yak and Routledge.

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I tend to agree, it's silly money for sure although i can see the logic. Bristol are basically crap and have crap players yet Maynard scores goals. Put him into a real side, with real players, and he should score lots more - that's the theory at least.

£5m is too much for him, i think Sven should switch his attentions elsewhere and simply have Maynard sign a pre-contract agreement instead, then he can leave for free at the end of the season and we can laugh even harder at mighty Brizzle and their council house fans.

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08 Jul 2011 12:14:24
Aaron denver, has just revealed his ex gabby is a sexy monster

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08 Jul 2011 12:14:06
Paulo di-canio's swindon will be used as an experiance club from italian clubs such as Lazio, they will loan out there young players to gain experiance. Di-canio still has very strong connections and a reputation though out italy.

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08 Jul 2011 12:05:35
Leigh marshall is going to cabrini fc, they didnt have a kit for him but its ok he has a full cabrini set

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08 Jul 2011 12:02:42
Benzema has come out in the press and said he doesn't want to join Arsenal because he feels it will be too much of 'a step down'

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08 Jul 2011 11:55:36
rob dog was seen at melwood having a medical he is dubbed the new bebe

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Your a di*****d

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08 Jul 2011 11:55:26
Owen Hargreaves to fc united of manchester for 2 hamstrings and new tete knee. TRUE

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W**ker

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08 Jul 2011 11:54:46
Jordan baddeley IS FAT

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08 Jul 2011 11:52:07
Bury youngster Robert Daniels to Fulham for 300k. Martin jol fancied a scott parker look alike bum buddy and has got the perfect signing there.

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08 Jul 2011 11:50:21
aaron denver (an unknown goalkeeper from preston aged 14 lives at 25 the croft loves fish and sour cream sauce in his mouth) and is going to sign for preston and is going straight into the first team squad to replace everton bound andy lonergan

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08 Jul 2011 11:40:41
My mate the barman has just told me that Puyol is in the cabbage in netherton, possible move to liverpool on the cards {Ed010's Note - You heard it here first}

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08 Jul 2011 11:36:15
hudderfield town have signed
liam cooper ( he is a CB on season loan from hull) He plays for scotland under 20s .
and Also bought tommy miller frow sheffield wednesday on a free transfer

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08 Jul 2011 11:34:12
just seen van persie and a man holding hands walking through the streets of charlton RVP to charlton athletic this summer? {Ed010's Note - Must be nailed on then it seems}

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08 Jul 2011 10:33:01
Scott Severin signed for DUFC on a free transfer last season, so does not play for Watford, idiot

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08 Jul 2011 10:59:32
Maynard has travelled with the squad to portugal. Look on BCFC.co.uk there are pictures of him training IN PORTUGAL

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08 Jul 2011 10:57:21
Jay Jay Okocha is strongly being linked with a move to Swindon town and could be a done deal come the weekend.
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would be a bit hard seing as he retired a couple of years ago.

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08 Jul 2011 10:45:50
07 Jul 2011 20:46:58
- Plymouth are set to announce 16 new signings soon including
Luke Daley - Free Agent
Connell - Grimsby 200k
Perry - Tamwork 90k
David Perkins - Colchester
Bowditch - Yeovil
Jo Kuffour - Bristol R

Perkins joined Barnsley a month ago and Bowditch joined MK over a fortnight ago. Sligthly before that JFK was shot but you might not have heard.

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08 Jul 2011 10:28:56
There's a kind of hush,
All over the toon toneet,
All over the world people just like us
Are laughing at the toon
You know what I mean?
La la la la la la la la la la
come on geordies sing along

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08 Jul 2011 10:32:15
Hi ed do you know if there is any truth in the rumours the Defoe & nzogbia having talks with Sunderland {Ed008's Note - No truth in Defoe whatsoever i'm not sure about N'Zogbia.

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08 Jul 2011 09:57:42
sven has given fitness tests to 3 tramps sleeping outside the walkers stadium and signed them all on free transfers. BIG ISSUE

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King power stadium, silly boy

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08 Jul 2011 10:25:37
sven goran eriksson wants owen hargreaves to join leicester on a free transfer

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On a zimmer frame.

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08 Jul 2011 10:20:13
Leeds will offer 350k to Hearts for keeper Marion Kello as a replacement for K Smichael

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And Vlad will laugh cos he is worth at least £3.5 million pounds.He is a top keeper.

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Cos according to Ken Bates and SG Kello is better than Schmeical eh

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08 Jul 2011 09:50:29
adore the Burnley fan's getting bitter over Jack Cork. Were all excited about him, now he signed for Saints he isn't the "real deal" ..

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Its the Burnley way of getting over something

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Look mate, im not a supporter of either team. Just wrap up about Jack (ordinary) Cork. What goes around, comes around. Remember that when Saints are struggling. Idiot.

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I'm a Coventry fan and I thought Cork was an indifferent Championship midfielder when he was on loan to us. He had a better season in the one just gone, but I think some of your Saints are over-egging the pudding. Many of your ilk have had little digs at Coventry when fans of our Club have stated you are not going to buy Lukas Jutkiewicz for less than we paid for him one year ago and I think you might be well served to see how the season pans out... for every Norwich (up and up), there is a Scunthorpe (up and down). You have a decent fan base, decent ground, decent support, decent playing staff, good financial clout... but nothing is a given, keep your excitement in check just a touch.

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08 Jul 2011 09:25:00
New Brentford signing Jonathan Douglas could be on his way back to Swindon Town. The midfielder was sacked by the Bees yesterday after being caught in possession of two first names. He is likely to appeal the decision, claiming that Pim Balkestein is still allowed to play despite clearly being an anagram. Richard Lee is keeping his head down.

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Greetings from Scotland had to laugh yesterday on the rangers banter site several "enlightened" bears were discussing whether Kris Boyd was gay, (He Is NOT ) would they complain if he scored 30 goals a season? Perhaps they were worried that "he would poke one in wrong end) Timalloy PS come on Celtic Banter for open minded and more Humourus Banter hail hail

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Scottish t****r

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I was on that page, and read no such comments.Honestly Celtic fans are so bitter that we won the league.They are even making up B.S about this now.SO SAD, as Alexander the mear cat would say.

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08 Jul 2011 08:32:22
Andy booth is set to come out of retirement for Huddersfield town due to Rhodes been sold to Leeds united

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08 Jul 2011 08:02:32
None of the Sunderland signatures would get in the Stoke team, Lol @ Champions league. Wes Brown and O'shea are rubbish. O'shea will get injured and Brown will leave gaps and make mistakes, Amatuer Hour at 5under1and next season.

And this is why nobody likes stoke, horrible, bitter little club.

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I don't really like stoke, but sunderland are worse... in fact I would go as far as to say they are scum.

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As a neutral Championship team supporter, I can confirm that everyone prefers Sunderland to Stoke except Newcastle and Stoke fans. And no-one even likes Sunderland.

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Suppose stoke fans are bitter because the man utd fans chose them over stoke but like on here its rumours and thats all it was about stokes interest but dont worry lads we will let ye have killganon and nosworthy for a reasonable fee ye might as well have some more of our 2nd string players again small club in the midlands

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Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy just cause were in europe

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I look down on Stoke.

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08 Jul 2011 07:48:40
I am looking forward to seeing Maradona arriving at The Den. Even at his age - and weight, he will be quicker that most of our midfield.
Less impressed by the idea of Albrighton though.

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08 Jul 2011 07:33:30
08 Jul 2011 00:53:07
Jon Harley is considering a move to Swindon along with Gavin Mahon and Nigerian International George Abbey.

Kevin Amankwaah is wanted by Shrewsbury and Southend, so it's 50/50 if he'll stay.

If Ritchie, Caddis and Ferry leave they will be replaced by Michael McIndoe, Craig Easton and Harry Forrester.

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What aload of complete rubbish........I'm best mates with Simon Ferrys brother and he and Paul Caddis are stayin........and Matts already said he's staying.........get a life

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08 Jul 2011 07:22:41
Where have all the Burnley muppets gone...Jack Cork will sign for us he loves it here blah blah blah....who did he sign for.....err Southampton...as Ronald Macdonald would say " I'm Loving it"

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Go to school child.

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08 Jul 2011 06:31:40
My sources in Ukraine state that Andrey Shevchenko is en-route back to the Premier League
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a player who was useless in the premier league and is now nearly 35 years old, I don't think so

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08 Jul 2011 02:35:36
To the guy hu says Chelsea have inquired about Sevilla's luis fabiano that not true as he no longer plays 4 them get ur make believe facts right he's bk in brazil wiv sao paulo

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08 Jul 2011 02:10:03
my best friend was talking to michael owen yesterday evening at dog track.he says he is taking up a coaching roll at old trafford come the new season.my friend sold him two greyhounds called blazing angel and firescream and is very close to him.he is still a bit unsure about the coaching roll he told him and just needs to buck up some confidence

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08 Jul 2011 02:01:06
Harry Rednapp has been seen taking Croation lessons in a bid to bond with Chealsea target Luka Modric to ensure he stays at White Heart Lane.

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Haha.....Redknapp appears to have a limited grasp on English mate, forget a foreign language

I'd love to hear an interview within trying to speak Croatian though.....Quality

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08 Jul 2011 01:35:18
If nasri and fabregas leave arsenal this summer and with clichy already gone then I can see arsenal struggling big time next season because Arsene Wenger won't spend much money like usual. He'll buy Gervinho and then probs some defenders i guess. But with Man City, Chelsea, Manchester Utd and even Liverpool spending a lot this summer i think Arsenal may lose their top 4 spot if they're not careful.

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08 Jul 2011 01:26:51
why do southampton fans think all the player in the world support southampton, soon it will be messi move to southamton has he supports them

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Ahh look at the little grumpy burnley fan

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Im a nufc fan

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Ha lol

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08 Jul 2011 00:54:44
Robert earnshaw has signed for cardiff city
Who Are paying more money for his services.
Antony gardner wants to much money and will not sign for the eagles.
Dougie freedman needs another striker and cover at centre half defence and midfeild. Owen garvan And andy doorman had a very poor season and have been told they need a better season than last term and losing neil danns has been a masive blow as palace need a playmaker

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