Football Rumours Archive October 15 2008
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I reckon Zippy would make a good winger for West Ham. George could do the holding midfielder role. Bungle has been signed by Inter – so no hope there
Not a rumour just a point – if west ham were purchased with loans payable on estimated revenue it doesn't matter how much the owner loses of his personal fortune that doesn't effect the club – if he needs the cash he would find a buyer 4 a great club – and if we go tits up those tossers from yorkshire would get nowt !
Who Charlton get for January
Darren bent spurs 10m
javis wolves 5m
king hull 5m
cougo that guy from Ipswich
doyle reading 9m
hunt the one that looks like a saggy dog 8m
There could be a few linked transfers in january or next summer involving serie A teams and arsenal, the players involved will be rosicky, hamsik, montolivo and aqaulani. arsenal will sell rosicky to either roma or fiorentina and buy either hamsik or aqaulani, montolivo to either roma or inter althought inter, fiorentina and roma also want hamsik.
Jakub "Kuba" Blaszczykowski will sign for Liverpool for 11m with Dirk Kuyt leaving to join Ajax for 13m.
Hereford have approached Watford about the availability of (in trouble) midfielder Al Bangura
On Loan until the end of November.
Looks very likely that the boy will be shipped out as punishment for leaving the country without the managers consent.
In response to the man who named West Hams starting lineup, it is an impossibility as it is commonly known that
Steve McQueen is dead
Ken Livingston is an olympic cyclist–
Mark Fowler is dead –
Charlie Chaplin is dead–
Kim Jong Il has retired
Winston Churchill is dead–
Maggie Thatcher has retired due to a knee injury– Enoch Powell is dead–
John Major was never good enough to play for west ham and
Sooty/Sweep would never work as a footballing partnership– both are attacking midfielders
The up and coming nation is India so they will sign 10 indians for a small wage, sell sh!tloads of shirts to pay their wages and a fat polish goalkeeper (well, these polish get everywhere don't they. .)
Man united will sign carlos tevez on a perminant 5 year contract for £28million this money will go to Kia who will use it to pay sheffeild united approx £15million out of court settlement. Kia will then buy the hammers for £100million.
To the person who wrote this starting line up for West Ham, it has to be the worst rumour ever on this site. I mean Sooty and Sweep would never work upfront they far to similar for it to work, maybe if you put Bungle upfront as a target man it would work better
After January expect to see a starting line up of:
Steve McQueen
Ken Livingston – Mark Fowler – Charlie Chaplin – Kim Jong Il
Winston Churchill – Maggie Thatcher – Enoch Powell – John Major
Sooty – Sweep
They are hoping to challenge for the World Series before the North Africa World Cup in 2011.
Well, well, well. Due to the outstanding start they have made, Hull manager Phil Brown will be rewarded with a £20m transfer kitty for January. 4 players are on his mind and they are: Stephen Hunt and Kevin Doyle from Reading for a combined fee of £13 million, Jermaine Pennant from Liverpool for £4 million and Jan Kromkamp from PSV for £3 million.
In other news:
Everton star Yakubu may well be moving to Italian side Roma for £16 million.
Jason Koumas will move to Cardiff from Wigan as part of a deal to bring Joe Ledley to the JJB, who will fill the hole left by Antonio Valencia.
Yaya Toure to Juve, not Arsenal, for £10 million.
No deal for Tevez from Utd so when they sell Arshavin, expect Zenit to swoop for the Argentine wizard for £28 million
The Matador
Troubled West Ham, don't fear. My friend's, Mum's tampon is Gordon Brown's best friend and he says that instead of bailing out all the world's banks, G7 have decided to make an uber consortium to buy out West Ham United.
They will appoint Warren Buffet as the chairman and replace Zola with a chequebook. Eggbet Magnusson will be brought back in for no reason.
After January expect to see a starting line up of:
Steve McQueen
Ken Livingston – Mark Fowler – Charlie Chaplin – Kim Jong Il
Winston Churchill – Maggie Thatcher – Enoch Powell – John Major
Sooty – Sweep
They are hoping to challenge for the World Series before the North Africa World Cup in 2011.
Arsenal – Arda Turan – Possible move in January Ibrahim Afelley– Possible, Liverpool also want him Diego – Probably will move in January Thierry Henry – No, he said he wants to improve his game there Fabregas – No he won't move, but if he does move for some reason, we've got Fran Merida, Aaron Ramsey, Amaury Bischoff, Francis Coquelin, Denilson, Samir Nasri, Thomas Rosicky, Abou Diaby, Alex Song.
Supprise supprise Real Madrid are already preparing yet another summer saga over the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo. They are prepared to pay Man Uniteds asking price of 70 mil. Man City will not come close to signing him as Ronaldos dream has always been to play for Madrid, a move to City would be a huge step downwards. Nani will be promoted into Ronaldos role and another winger will be signed as Giggs is getting on a bit now. Expect one of Jesus Navas, Joaquin and David Silva to be signed in the summer. No new strikers will be signed this summer unless any of our current ones leave as we have world class partnership of Adebayor and van Persie and Eduardo soon to return from injury. We also have very promising Carlos Vela and Nicklas Bendtner. An experienced central midfielder will be signed, as if we do come up short this season then that will be where. Rosicky will not be sold as he is a very good, atttacking player who brings good experience to the squad. Neither will the defence be added to as we have one of the best centre back duos in the world in Gallas and Toure and we have the two best full backs in the prem in Clichy and Sagna. The only other area we could add to is goal keeper as Almunia does not look strong enough. Rob Green, Kameni and Frey could all be possibilities.
Thanks,
Ade25
With Alonso AND Yaya Toure Both Claiming They Could Both Be On Their Way To Juventus Expect Wenger To Turn His Attention To Cambiasso.
Arsenal Insider
Never fear West Ham fans!!! just heard through the grape vine that a group of businessmen from the East have decided to purchase the club and hopefully turn them into champions league material. They will pay 120million for the club and then will give Zola whatever he needs to bring in the players he wants over the next year we will be looking at buying:
Del Piero
Joe Cole
G.Buffon (he wants to work with Zola)
Diarra (from Madrid)
Zambrotta
Wayne Bridge
Things hopefully gonna be looking good for the Hammers!!!!!!!!
Bill Gates rumour – heard the same thing on Friday with the exception of the sponsor. The Hammers fan who told me the rumour said the sponsor wouldnt be microsoft but would be the charity that Bill and his wife set up. . I laughed it off as being ridiculous. . is their real truth to it?????
Man United to sign Carlos Tevez permanently within 2 weeks time and the fee will be in the region of 25m pound not 32m as quoted previously. . United will make another signing in January and the player will be none other than Douglas Costa(I told you first a week ago). .
I have it on very good authority that west ham united's new owners will be Bill Gates, the sponsor will be Microsoft and expect a massive cash injection players to come in january,
1. Diego
2.Giampaolo Pazzini
3. Aidan McGeady
4. Antonio Cassano
This is NOT a rumour it is FACT expect it to be announced on Fireworks night (Nov 5Th)
My mate's uncle's, sister's, brother's, girlfriend knows a guy who knows a guy and says "Costcutters" will buy Manchester United.
To the Arsenal boff who says Gary Cahill will join as a replacement for Gallas, this will not happen for several reasons, which are:
1)Bolton paid 5 million for him and consider him one of the best prospects to ever play at the Rbk. so for one, 5 million would be too low.
2) Silvestre would not be accepted at the Rbk (ex scum player)
3)Gary Cahill is English! Arsene Wenger will have no interest in him therefore.
And to the comic who says there are no posh restaurants in Bolton. . have u not heard of McDonalds? We've got 3 of them! They could've met in any 3 of them.
The Kop should be absolutely ashamed of themselves.
constantly linking a player like Kuyt to Hamburg of all places.
The man is the lynch pin and yes he may not be flasy but that Liverpool Man City match showed that even if u have a Robinho if he doesn't keep on his marker, he is only half–good in the EPL.
Rumours NOW
Diego to . .
Arsenal, YES ARSENAL!!
He has been in superb form this season, and he tracks back! His tackling is also worthy of notice and he is very similar to Alonso but quicker.
Benzema to. .
Barca, Henry isnt really well liked by Pep or his coaching staff and is said to have become the new Mad Eto. So that begs the question. .
Henry to.
Arsenal, YES ARSENAL!!
He will retire there and will join the coaching staff in coming years.
Now this is a crazy rumour but it is picking up some serious wind.
Robert De Niro to Oceans'14 OMG!!!
drive safe
SUPARI LAL=
Liverpool will be having a big winter including both buying and selling.
Ins:
Gareth Bale 15million–Tottenham
Rafinha 8 million–Schalke
luis Antonio Valencia 11million–Wigan
diogo 16million–Olympiakos
cavenaghi 13million–Bordeaux
Aislan 8million–Sao Paulo
Sergio Asenjo–4million Valladolid
Outs:
Dirk Kuyt 9million–Hamburg
Voronin 3million–Hertha Berlin
Alonso 14million–Valencia
Pennant 6million– Stoke
Hyypia 5million–Stoke
Fabio Aurelio 5million–Gremio
Degen 6million–FC basel
Itandje 3million– Galatasaray
El Zhar 3million – Lazio
The Americans will come out with 10 million to clear the debt as the sales will finance the buys